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mini-thumper
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Location: UK, Derbyshire, Derby
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I'm certain I posted something previously in a 'Humour/Jokes' section but can I find it now? Anyway here goes:
An old man goes into a record shop and tells the assistant that he is very interested in insects and have they any records playing wasp noises. The assistant thinks for a while and says he might have a record in the storeroom. He goes out the back and finds a disc which he puts on the record player and gives the old man a pair of headphones to listen to the disc. After a few minutes of listening the old man says "That's doesn't sound like wasps to me". The assistant takes the record off the turntable looks at it closely and says "I'm sorry I put the b side on!".
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biobee
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Location: UK, England, S. Devon
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mini-thumper
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And another.............
Q How did Noah know how many bees he had?
A He consulted his Ark-Hive! |
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Bugscouter
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Joined: 19 Mar 2012
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Location: USA/California/ Sacramento
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AugustC
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Joined: 08 Jul 2013
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Location: Malton, North Yorkshire
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| I am still new to the forum but isn't there some way of reporting abuse? Or in the very least crimes against humour! |
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stevecook172001
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Joined: 19 Jul 2013
Posts: 443
Location: Loftus, Cleveland
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What is a bee's favourite band?
The Bee Gees.
What was their number 1 song?
"Stay in the Hive."
I'll get me coat...... |
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stevecook172001
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Location: Loftus, Cleveland
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Okay...one more
To bee or not to bee - Shakespeare
To do is to bee - Nietzsche
To bee is to do - Sartre
Do bee do bee do - Sinatra |
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Barbara
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Joined: 27 Jul 2011
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Location: England/Co.Durham/Ebchester
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Ron I love the "pick your own" cartoon! That has put a smile on my face for the day. Especially after my experience yesterday with my friend's bees..... Boy were they wicked!
Sorry guys but I've heard all the others before. |
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Wildflower_VA
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Joined: 29 Sep 2009
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Location: USA, VA, Shenandoah Valley
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Q: What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?
A: A hum dinger!
Q: How many bees do you need in a bee choir?
A: A humdred!
Q: What kind of bees hum and drop things?
A: A fumble bee!
Q: What TV station do bees watch?
A: Bee Bee Cee One!
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jsallington
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Joined: 14 Jan 2014
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Location: Two Rivers, Wisconsin
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| I can't bee leave I read all those... Some of those really stung-k |
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Bugscouter
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Location: USA/California/ Sacramento
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