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mini-thumper Foraging Bee
Joined: 13 Jun 2010 Posts: 197 Location: UK, Derbyshire, Derby
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 7:36 pm Post subject: Corny Joke |
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I'm certain I posted something previously in a 'Humour/Jokes' section but can I find it now? Anyway here goes:
An old man goes into a record shop and tells the assistant that he is very interested in insects and have they any records playing wasp noises. The assistant thinks for a while and says he might have a record in the storeroom. He goes out the back and finds a disc which he puts on the record player and gives the old man a pair of headphones to listen to the disc. After a few minutes of listening the old man says "That's doesn't sound like wasps to me". The assistant takes the record off the turntable looks at it closely and says "I'm sorry I put the b side on!".
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biobee Site Admin

Joined: 14 Jun 2007 Posts: 1059 Location: UK, England, S. Devon
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mini-thumper Foraging Bee
Joined: 13 Jun 2010 Posts: 197 Location: UK, Derbyshire, Derby
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Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2012 7:15 am Post subject: |
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And another.............
Q How did Noah know how many bees he had?
A He consulted his Ark-Hive! |
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Bugscouter Silver Bee

Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 808 Location: USA/California/ Sacramento
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Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2013 2:49 pm Post subject: |
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AugustC Silver Bee

Joined: 08 Jul 2013 Posts: 613 Location: Malton, North Yorkshire
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Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2013 9:06 pm Post subject: |
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I am still new to the forum but isn't there some way of reporting abuse? Or in the very least crimes against humour! |
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stevecook172001 Moderator Bee

Joined: 19 Jul 2013 Posts: 443 Location: Loftus, Cleveland
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Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2013 1:00 am Post subject: |
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What is a bee's favourite band?
The Bee Gees.
What was their number 1 song?
"Stay in the Hive."
I'll get me coat...... |
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stevecook172001 Moderator Bee

Joined: 19 Jul 2013 Posts: 443 Location: Loftus, Cleveland
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Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2013 1:04 am Post subject: |
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Okay...one more
To bee or not to bee - Shakespeare
To do is to bee - Nietzsche
To bee is to do - Sartre
Do bee do bee do - Sinatra |
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Barbara Site Admin
Joined: 27 Jul 2011 Posts: 1857 Location: England/Co.Durham/Ebchester
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Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2013 9:36 am Post subject: |
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Ron I love the "pick your own" cartoon! That has put a smile on my face for the day. Especially after my experience yesterday with my friend's bees..... Boy were they wicked!
Sorry guys but I've heard all the others before. |
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Wildflower_VA Scout Bee

Joined: 29 Sep 2009 Posts: 407 Location: USA, VA, Shenandoah Valley
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Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2013 12:31 pm Post subject: |
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Q: What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?
A: A hum dinger!
Q: How many bees do you need in a bee choir?
A: A humdred!
Q: What kind of bees hum and drop things?
A: A fumble bee!
Q: What TV station do bees watch?
A: Bee Bee Cee One!
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jsallington Nurse Bee
Joined: 14 Jan 2014 Posts: 31 Location: Two Rivers, Wisconsin
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Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2014 4:11 pm Post subject: Uggg |
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I can't bee leave I read all those... Some of those really stung-k |
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Bugscouter Silver Bee

Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 808 Location: USA/California/ Sacramento
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